One day I looked at my calendar but nothing was on there just another normal boring day….or so I thought. I went outside and I stepped in a sticky white goo and more dropped from the sky. I looked up and saw a large T rex with miniscule arms. The T rex was drooling on me – gross. I ran back to my house to get the washing off the line, I didn’t want drool all over it. Despite running as fast as I could I could not outrun the T rex, and it was only seconds before I was devoured.